troyesivan:

This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.


twirlingtroye:

:(((

twirlingtroye:

:(((


Track Title: Happy Little Pill

Artist: Troye Sivan

twirlingtroye:

just incase I have reblogged this enough


jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free


tyleroakley:

acidexpress:

make it stop

THIS IS THE END

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN

tyleroakley:

acidexpress:

make it stop

THIS IS THE END

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN


thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING


  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care


dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”