son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book*
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
Your cat thinks your style is wack.
Awe you’re so sweet! This is such a cute idea omg <3 I most definitely did, I worked all day until 5 but it was such a good day - not stressful at all and I really enjoyed it. Then I came home and dinner with my boyfriend and his family (I live with them) and we all spent time together watching some stand up comedy. Now I am drinking hot chocolate and watching Say Yes to the Dress, and of course browsing Tumblr.
I hope you had a good day too, Secret Santa xxxx
"For the next couple of centuries the island was known as Savage Island, until its original name Niuē, which translates as "behold the coconut", regained use."
THEIR NAME MEANS BEHOLD THE COCONUT WHAT
when a 90s kid was born, the parents would wrap them in this ceremonial jacket that would grant them the power to skateboard
this is 100% true
the year is 2088. there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
people in the theater laughing when katniss’ name is the only one in the reaping bowl
people in the theater laughing when finnick is screaming in pain from the water healing his fog boils
people in the theater laughing at finnick’s poem to annie
people in the theater laughing at any part of cf that wasn’t supposed to be funny at all
people in the theater
one month until we all become Amelia Pond’s and say Raggedy Man…
or we can all became Rose Tyler and just
I think the second gif will be more accurate