1. society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  2. person: okay.
  3. society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  4. person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  5. society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  6. person: still seems pretty awful.
  7. society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  8. person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  9. society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  10. person:
  11. society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  12. person:
  13. society:
  14. person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  15. society:
  16. person:
  17. society: what third option?
  18. person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

84emojis:

*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

jadethemerman:

People reblog this as a joke but this is so inspiring

jadethemerman:

People reblog this as a joke but this is so inspiring

theboyfriendstagram:

This is exactly how long most of us have been in the fandom

moriartys:

I’m just so emotionally attached to a lot of the people I follow. Like, I might not even talk to you, but I’ll see your little icon and url pop up on my dash and I’ll just stare at it and smile and be like: friend.