Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
YES THANK YOU
THANK YOU OMG you can be powerful and look cutie ok!
it’s college awareness month. why would there be a college awareness month. i’m already very aware. i’m too aware. get me out of here im afraid.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Someone is going to hell for this fuckery
holy fucking shit, some things never change
#I normally hate baby!fic #but c’mon. #Nine is earthbound with Rose after the TARDIS (being the smart frankly magnificent ship she is) decides that her Doctor needs a nudge tow… #So a month turns into three then months turns into a year and next thing you know the modest 2 bedroom flat they purchased #has really become a 1 bedroom flat with a spare office for the Doctor’s tinkering #because the Doctor whimpers in his sleep and Rose’s hand on his forehead soothes him but a hand on a forehead turns into a temporary cuddle #(just to soothe him never mind the warmth he emits and the way she buries her nose into the crook of his neck) #Then Rose is spending every night with him and her belongings have moved from her bedroom to his—/theirs/ #But as these things go Rose finds herself with a bun in the oven and the Doctor is terrified and excited and mostly terrified #When the baby comes he’s the first one to bathe her and though he knows Rose usually bathes her in the sink in one of those baby baths #He wants to cradle her and make sure she’s safe and he only trusts himself to keep her safe from everything #And Rose walks into the bathroom because there’s giggling and splashing and little cooing noises coming out of the bathroom #So she takes her camera out and snaps these pictures because she never expected the Doctor to find happiness again #At least not enough happiness to let his guard drop #and she’s a little amazed that he can smile so freely now when a few months ago he couldn’t even look at himself in the mirror #sob everything is Nine x Rose #AUs are the best #well this is canon AU I guess (via professortennant)
All I see here is Ten and Rose woops